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JK Rowling: The fringe benefits of failure | Video on TED.com

JK Rowling: The fringe benefits of failure Video on TED.com

Pretty bloody amazing. I knew I loved her for being more than a writer.

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Why hello there. Long time no blog.

Just wanted to thank those of you who clicked on the ads on my blogs site: all time payment of $15.02! Wooo hooo!

OK, I'mma go let my feet die now -lessthanthree-

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So, let me just start by saying HEYA!

Are you new? If not, long time no talk. If so, welcome to my effed up blog. No, really; it's pretty messed up.

(Side note: Don't eat Alphagetti and then chase it with Caramilk Milkshake. Ew.)

As the ten of you who actually read this blog might or might not know, I am planning on moving to Scotland. However, I need one thing to actually do that. Any guesses? I'll give you a hint: it makes the world go 'round.

No, not LOVE! Bloody hell.

Money. I am in need of money. And I do plan on making it with my job at Peoples Jeweller's AND by doing side jobs, like kneeling for an hour and taking pictures (that lacks content that I'm not going to fill you in on. So ha).

However, you may have noticed that to your right, there is an advertisement. Go on, look. I'll wait.

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See? It was pretty, wasn't it? Could you do me a favour? It'll take ten seconds. Unless you're a smartass. I promise. Just move your cursor over to the ad. A little more to right ... there you go. It's right in the middle now. OK, now: press the right mouse button. Now go to 'open in new window'.

OMG THERE'S A WHITE SCREEN! It's OK, it's just loading. Now, once it's loaded up and it's nice and prettyful, wait a second. OK, now move your cursor over to the "X" on the new window and click it. Now it's gone, right? Right.

Depending on which ad that was, you just gave me somewhere between a penny and two dollars. In the long run, it adds up, and it helps me get to Scotland. Don't you feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside?

Now, the strangers who come here might or might not CARE that I want to get to Scotland, and that's OK. In fact, that's completely understandable. However, if you DO help me, I'll really appreciate it because I really do need the extra money so that I can GTFO of here.

So be a good person and click on the ads littering my blog site. :)

My Weekend

I thought I'd share just how awesome my weekend was. Since, you know, I have nothing else to talk about.



The picture you see is Danielle Corsetto's Twitter page, where she tweeted to me, "OH GOD I POPPED YOUR HANGOVER CHERRY I'M SORRY".

...you don't know who Danielle Corsetto is? Do you live under a ROCK?

http://www.daniellecorsetto.com/gws.html

That is the webcomic she is well-known for. It is fucking epicness full of booze, sex (though a tasteful amount. Never over-done), friendship, real-life situations, and a talking "Scirish" cactus who makes me squeal like a five year old on crack.

...erm ... on a sugar rush, I mean. Not crack. Nope; never crack. -whistles-

ANYWAY DANIELLE CAME TO TORONTO ON SATURDAY AND WAS SELLING/SIGNING BOOKS AND STUFF AND SHE IS AWESOME!

She was here last year, in January, and I have to say ... I was not cool about it at ALL. I think she was actually going to have me thrown out at any sudden movement.

"OMG I think you're awesome and I read all of the strips in three hours and I think your comic is awesome and and and you're just really really awesome :D :D :D"

...yeah. Go me! I had promised myself that I'd be really cool and calm about it, because she's a human being who simply was blessed with the ability to be hilarious, draw, and even combine the two and morph it into a webcomic.

But I sort of lost it the closer I got to the signing table and about halfway through the line, the three people who had come with me had taken off because they couldn't stand how stuffy it was in the store. So they weren't even there to hit me in the back of the head to stop me from coming off like a creepy stalker person. Oh well.

THIS YEAR WAS DIFFERENT!

Very much so, actually. I didn't get there until about four thirty, and there was pretty much no line. Plus, the people in front of me were joking around and stuff and I actually threw in a couple lines before it was my turn to get books.

There was also a little note on her website saying that people should join her at Gabby's afterwards, so I did. Which was probably one of the best ideas I have ever had because it allowed me to spend approximately seven hours with the JK Rowling of webcomics (to me, anyway) and actually make her laugh and stuff. It was pretty fucking epic and I had a blast. The first few hours, I felt really nervous because I had been invited to sit beside her (after about two hours of being there and eating and stuff, which was awesome) and I was like, "Must ... bury ... inner ... urge ... to fan-girl ... Sitting ... beside ... Danielle ... AH!"

After a bit, it passed, though, and soon we were all yelling, "BOOBIES!" and some other inappropriate phrases that made us all crumble with laughter after saying it. It was just a really fun night out with people who share the same love I do; Girls With Slingshots and its creator: Danielle Corsetto.

Cutest Furry Little Bastards EVAR!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno&NR=1

OK, so I'm not one for animal videos (actually, I really don't even stalk YouTube like a normal teenager), but this video came up when I was catching up on MeekaKitty's uploads (that was a LOT of 'up's right there. Whoa). I like otters. I really do. Partly for the exact same reason MeekaKitty likes otters: they're Hermione Granger's Patronus (because the otter is a part of the weasel family and Ronald Bilius is a Weasley, which is close to weasel and OMG that is a bit of a stretch, but shut up, it still makes sense -epic glare of death-). They're also the cutest furry little bastards EVAR.

So I watched it. And the first bit a little boring; you're shown that they're holding hands and stuff, but the cutest part in fucking existance is from 1:16 to 1:22. Go watch it; I'll wait.

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...IS THAT NOT THE CUTEST FUCKING THING YOU'VE EVER SINCE IN YOUR ENTIRE LIFE?!

I out loud 'AWWWWWW'ed at that. Seriously.

...I should send this to Ray William Johnson.

World to Scale

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/525347

I thought this was pretty amazing and figured I'd share it with the nine people who decided that following me was cool :P

I got this link from Ray William Johnson because I Twitstalk him and he re-tweeted the link from one of the people he follows. All you have to do is turn on your speakers, wait for it to load, then press "play" and use the provided scroll bar to scroll through our World to Scale.

Enjoy!

Free

I don't like using other people's work to express my feelings.

Well, I RARELY like using other people's work to express my feelings. But songs normally manage to capture only majority of what I'm feeling at that time. This one, however, captures it all when I talk about how I'm over HIM. So I'll leave you with this. Much love.

It's like a faded.
Just like the curtains in the sun.
Just like the clouds I'm falling from.
I let you change me
Down to the colour of my hair
'Til I can't find me anywhere.

So I'm punching out walls
And tearing down paper.
Cutting my bangs, yeah,
Sooner than later.
I'm selling my soul right back to Jesus.
Taking up hope and giving up weakness.
Untangling the strings,
I'm free, yeah.
I'm free, yeah.

I'm feeling better
Now that your stuff's out in the yard.
I should send God a thank-you card
'Cause he'll forgive me
Even if you never do.
I never did look good in blue.

So, I'm punching out walls and
Tearing down paper.
Cutting my bangs, yeah,
Sooner than later
I'm selling my soul right back to Jesus
Taking up hope and giving up weakness
Untangling the string
I'm free, yeah.
I'm free, yeah.
I'm free, yeah.
(Whoa, whoa, whoa)
I'm free, yeah.

I'm feeling better
Now that your stuff's out in the yard.

-- Free by Jann Arden