Some Information For You

So, let me just start by saying HEYA!

Are you new? If not, long time no talk. If so, welcome to my effed up blog. No, really; it's pretty messed up.

(Side note: Don't eat Alphagetti and then chase it with Caramilk Milkshake. Ew.)

As the ten of you who actually read this blog might or might not know, I am planning on moving to Scotland. However, I need one thing to actually do that. Any guesses? I'll give you a hint: it makes the world go 'round.

No, not LOVE! Bloody hell.

Money. I am in need of money. And I do plan on making it with my job at Peoples Jeweller's AND by doing side jobs, like kneeling for an hour and taking pictures (that lacks content that I'm not going to fill you in on. So ha).

However, you may have noticed that to your right, there is an advertisement. Go on, look. I'll wait.

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See? It was pretty, wasn't it? Could you do me a favour? It'll take ten seconds. Unless you're a smartass. I promise. Just move your cursor over to the ad. A little more to right ... there you go. It's right in the middle now. OK, now: press the right mouse button. Now go to 'open in new window'.

OMG THERE'S A WHITE SCREEN! It's OK, it's just loading. Now, once it's loaded up and it's nice and prettyful, wait a second. OK, now move your cursor over to the "X" on the new window and click it. Now it's gone, right? Right.

Depending on which ad that was, you just gave me somewhere between a penny and two dollars. In the long run, it adds up, and it helps me get to Scotland. Don't you feel all warm and fuzzy on the inside?

Now, the strangers who come here might or might not CARE that I want to get to Scotland, and that's OK. In fact, that's completely understandable. However, if you DO help me, I'll really appreciate it because I really do need the extra money so that I can GTFO of here.

So be a good person and click on the ads littering my blog site. :)